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COMMENTS FROM BANDCAMP:
“Loved every minute please keep up the good work.”
“Never Got Famous maybe? Forever a fan? For sure.”
“Actual comedic genius.”
“Wonderfully concerning content.”
“A thrilling tale of wonder and magic awaits you around every dark corner in this nail biting adventure of one man’s determination to transcend The Harry Potter experience.”
“Enthralling listen. You can turn your carpool into a surreal journey of degeneration. Recommend!”
“The hardest I’ve ever laughed at audio content. A genuinely brilliant fusion of comedy, narrative, and existential panic.”
“By the end of this audiobook, you’ll understand the true face—the absolute despair—of the Shrek Donkey.”

Listen to the free sample chapter HERE


The Dark Secrets of Unauthorized Muppet Movie Production (in order)…

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(Tap thumbnails to go hear a sample chapter on Bandcamp)


“Beautiful images pop into my head as a listen to Albert’s soothing voice.”
“I’ve listened to this at least 4 times over the past 2 years … Absolutely incredible.”
“The fact that this is so brilliant for its entire multi-hour runtime is amazing.”
“Engaging all the way through. I absolutely still cannot tell what is a real story and what is fake.”
“Skin Kermit is the only overlord I respect.”